The Vampire Blues

I have to go now.
Stop trying to sell yourself.
Like you're something different.
You want to act the part
At least say it with some feeling.
You want this to mean something
We'll just end up broken.
So listen hard baby doll.
I'm done, you don't mean nothin'.

You say you've changed
But you're a bad chameleon
If this was the Discovery Channel
You'd already have been eaten.
So just get in your car
Pack up your stupid books
Your fake ass looks
I've got a mind like a python
And you're just something
To snack on.

I want your tongue in my mouth
And your face on my neck
You can be damn certain
That's all that you'll get.
So let me summarize
To relieve some confusion
You're a worn out record
And I need a new one
Your song's getting old
And I don't want to fake it
So you'd better take back your heart
Cause I'm dying to break it.

No I don't care cause
You're just good for smudging lipstick
The only promise I'll make
Is that I swear I won't miss this.
You knew if you crossed the line
That I'd be taking you down with me.
I'm telling you
Say you'll bring me the moon,
You're getting a surprise in your whiskey.
Gee babe, I really hope you like arsenic.
See babe, I keep a straight face
And play a cool hand
To save me from heartache.

When you go to sleep tonight
Im gonna nail your coffin lid shut.
Surround yourself with stupid girls
Cause silly boy I've had enough.
Your smooth lines make me
Roll my eyes.
Hope you get hit by a big truck.
Or eaten by a giant squid.
Ps. your fucking music sucks.
I'm finally saying it's over
I need warm arms to hold me
Cause you've been dead to me
For months now
Yea, your heart beats far too slowly.

Anyway you know
I just say it cause I like you
But god damn - all you men
You better know I'm getting sick of you
I hope this makes your eyeliner run
While you sit in your parents basement
Worshipping Morissey
And jacking off to Something Corporate.
Oh darling make no mistake
I told you not to cross me.
Sugar pie honey bunch
I never pretended to come easy.